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2005 Archive: The Laptop Dock

 Why was it so satisfying? The “Thump” of the laptop locking in meant the day was officially half over.

Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/03/2002 13:29Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Rewritable_CD01/07/2008 06:58I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Blade_Runner_201908/08/2006 04:51All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Walter_Sobchak02/21/2000 16:49Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@Reservoir_Joe05/30/2013 06:07Professional humor for professional people.
@Prodigy_User_X01/24/2009 18:34Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Arthas_Fan_0203/12/2003 17:06Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Boxxy_Queen09/26/2002 12:23I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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