2022 Archive: The Save
I’m “keeping” my Wordle streak alive. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Legacy: The Pill Logic
“Take this pill and go to a concert. You need to see people.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Pill Logic
2021 Classic: The “Blueberry” Navy Uniform Legacy
Why do I still see them in 2021? Because some people just can’t let go of a blue-checkered mistake. Part of the 39 Military Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Blueberry” Navy Uniform Legacy
2020 Archive: The Mask Logic
A guy walks into a bar wearing a mask with a hole cut out for a straw. The bartender says, “That’s not how science works,… Read More »2020 Archive: The Mask Logic
2019 Archive: The Cricket World Cup Final
Why were the rules so confusing? Because England and New Zealand tied the game, tied the Super Over, and England only won because they hit… Read More »2019 Archive: The Cricket World Cup Final
2019 Archive: The Megan Rapinoe vs. The White House
Why was the parade so political? Because Megan won the World Cup and the “Golden Microphone” at the same time. Part of the 47 Sports… Read More »2019 Archive: The Megan Rapinoe vs. The White House
2019 Vintage: The Black Mirror
Bandersnatch: Why did it win? For making the choice between breakfast cereals the most stressful moment of the year. Part of the 38 Emmy Awards… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Black Mirror
2019 Archive: Shazam!
Why was a kid a superhero? Because in 2019, we learned that all it takes to get superpowers is saying one word and having a… Read More »2019 Archive: Shazam!
2018 Archive: The “Skyscraper” Vibe
Why The Rock? For proving that even the most charming man on Earth can’t save a movie that is just Die Hard with a fake leg. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: The “Skyscraper” Vibe
2017 Archive: The LCD Soundsystem “American Dream”
Why the return? For James Murphy proving that his “retirement” was just a long nap before making a #1 synth-rock masterpiece. Part of the 42… Read More »2017 Archive: The LCD Soundsystem “American Dream”