Why do I still see them in 2021? Because some people just can’t let go of a blue-checkered mistake.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition
In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 3.0
Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2025
Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
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