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2001 Classic: The Animal Instinct

 Why was Rob Schneider in the crosshairs? Because in The Animal, he proved that an organ transplant from a beast doesn’t add talent, it just makes you lick your own hand more often.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Independence_Day08/31/2006 06:53Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Burning_CDs04/04/2013 07:58I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Shrek_Donkey08/27/1998 05:42And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
@SoundBlaster_AWE01/07/1999 21:11Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax08/31/2007 21:02I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Bill_Nye_Fan02/25/2012 15:34Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@DragonBall_Z_G06/04/1999 01:58His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair09/07/1999 10:29I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
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