2002 Classic: The Star Trek

Nemesis came out. I told her I’m Data. She said, “True, you have no emotions when I tell you I’m tired.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts w...read more »

It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2012, marriage was about navigating the "End of the World" hyp...read more »

A 50/50 split that feels more like 90/10.Marriage is a beautiful ...read more »

In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »

I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »

In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »

“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before ...read more »

@Msdos_Commander11/06/1995 17:43C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Matrix_Rebel12/30/2005 04:08I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@DotCom_Survivor06/20/2003 08:46I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Judge_Dredd_Law04/13/1996 12:58I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Prestige_World_W04/04/1995 02:19Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Challenge_Acc09/12/2006 09:47Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!