2004 Legacy: The Abbott

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott who? / Abbott time you answered!

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@CoolSkater9812/19/2008 19:16Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Myspace_First_Friend10/27/2002 05:42I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Oracle_Says06/25/2001 08:38I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Reservoir_Joe03/10/2000 05:59Professional humor for professional people.

@Nirvana_Teen02/20/2015 10:05Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Flashdance_What02/10/2005 12:25What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Weird_Science_G06/13/1999 02:57We created a monster... of a joke!

@Pedro_For_Pres11/29/2001 13:16Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Brick_Tamland_L09/09/1999 15:28I love lamp. And I love this joke.