A guy walks into a bar wearing a mask with a hole cut out for a straw. The bartender says, “That’s not how science works, Dave.” Dave says, “Maybe not, but it’s how thirst works.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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