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2019 Archive: The Cricket World Cup Final

Why were the rules so confusing? Because England and New Zealand tied the game, tied the Super Over, and England only won because they hit more boundaries—the sports equivalent of winning a marathon because you had nicer shoes.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9901/16/2006 20:53Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
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