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2019 Archive: The Megan Rapinoe vs. The White House

Why was the parade so political? Because Megan won the World Cup and the “Golden Microphone” at the same time.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »
It's game 7 of the NBA...
It's game 7 of the NBA finals and a man makes his way to his seat...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition
In 2008, the world record books weren't just rewritten—they were ...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
2025 Classic: The Australian Open "Djokovic" Quest
Why was he still there at 37? Because Novak decided that 25 Slams...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2020 “The Year the World Stood Still” Edition
In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possi...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2023 “The Joker’s Ring & The Kelce Bowl” Edition
In 2023, the sports world was about ending droughts and starting ...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
The E-Sports Logic
When your thumb muscles are the strongest part of your body.My so...read more »

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The Surfing Wave
Wipeouts and wisdom from the ocean.Surfing is the only sport wher...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Giannis "Legacy" Season
Why was he so focused? Because after a few years of early exits, ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander06/16/2012 15:53C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ02/16/2002 10:32Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Zoolander_Blue12/09/1995 19:34Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Burning_CDs08/13/1999 01:43I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Britney_Spears_Fan12/08/2006 13:06Oops, I laughed again!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink03/18/2003 15:16I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Clans_Leader_9902/24/2005 20:40Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Railgun_Sniper08/30/2006 03:05I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
@Forever_Alone_X10/26/2004 18:01At least I have my jokes to keep me company.

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