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2023 Vintage: The Jury Selection

 Why did the lawyer reject the AI researcher? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew that his closing argument was just a “statistical probability of persuasion.”

Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover12/12/1997 16:29You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter10/19/1996 16:03My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril12/08/2003 01:24He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan09/17/2013 20:35This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Weird_Science_G12/20/2004 11:15We created a monster... of a joke!

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