Why did the lawyer reject the AI researcher? He didn’t want anyone on the jury who knew that his closing argument was just a “statistical probability of persuasion.”
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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You got it, dude! Hilarious.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
We created a monster... of a joke!