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1999 Legacy: The Liquid Assets

 A guy tries to pay with stock options from an internet company. The bartender says, “I only take things that actually exist, like paper money.”

Part of the 79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CoolSkater9801/25/2004 07:03Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
@GameBoy_Color04/17/2002 04:53Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Top_Gun_Maverick04/13/1998 17:15I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Blink_Tag_User03/08/2004 04:42<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Shut_Up_Money10/28/2000 05:53Shut up and take my laughter!
@Face_Palm_0105/30/1999 11:07Classic. Simply classic.
@Social_Media_G02/29/2004 07:55I’m going to poke you for this joke!
@Last_Commenter03/13/2005 15:37Saving the best laugh for last!

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