A guy tries to pay with stock options from an internet company. The bartender says, “I only take things that actually exist, like paper money.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
Shut up and take my laughter!
Classic. Simply classic.
I’m going to poke you for this joke!
Saving the best laugh for last!