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2022 Vintage: The Everything Everywhere Bagel

Why was a laundromat owner the chosen one? Because the Daniels proved that the multiverse isn’t about superheroes—it’s about googly eyes, hot dog fingers, and the existential dread of a giant, everything-seasoned bagel.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor02/05/2008 18:37You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@WebTV_Viewer02/14/2014 18:33Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Dreamcast_Gamer06/24/2002 12:36Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Independence_Day02/08/2003 23:04Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@DVD_Collector07/06/1996 09:27Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Zip_Drive_Owner06/25/1996 00:08Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Goosebumps_Kid10/01/2010 12:36Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Pretty_In_Pink02/14/2008 05:56Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Tuenti_Specialist06/07/2006 08:50A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Salad_Fingers_F01/01/2014 09:07I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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