2021 Vintage: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Ken
2021 Classic: The Ash Barty Wimbledon
Why was the “Evonne Goolagong” dress so lucky? Because Ash won the title exactly 50 years after her idol, proving that Australian tennis was back… Read More »2021 Classic: The Ash Barty Wimbledon
2020 Classic: The “Midnight Sky” Miley
She’s got a mullet and a disco ball. Miley is the 2020 glam-rock queen. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive.… Read More »2020 Classic: The “Midnight Sky” Miley
2019 Legacy: The Rocketman
I told her I’m a rocket man. She said, “Burn out your fuse out there alone then, Greg.” Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Rocketman
2019 Vintage: OK Boomer
I told her I’m not that old. She said, “OK Boomer,” to me. I’m 38. I’ve never felt more betrayed. Part of the 64 Marriage… Read More »2019 Vintage: OK Boomer
2018 Classic: The Lab Result
“You’re 10% blood, 90% ‘Data Usage’.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the player count. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Legacy: The Craft Beer Overload
“Does this beer have notes of ‘I’m better than you’?” “Yes, it’s a Triple IPA.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Craft Beer Overload
2017 Classic: The 4K TV
She says 4K is “dangerous.” “I can see the exact moment you give up on an argument in real-time.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2017 Classic: The 4K TV
2017 Archive: The Oscar Mix-up (Moonlight vs. La La Land)
Why was the 2017 Oscars like a magic trick? Because they made an entire movie cast think they won an Academy Award, only to make… Read More »2017 Archive: The Oscar Mix-up (Moonlight vs. La La Land)