2020 Classic: The “Midnight Sky” Miley

She’s got a mullet and a disco ball. Miley is the 2020 glam-rock queen.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Sabrina Carpenter and her real-life boyfriend in a prison cell. ...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Everything is "Brat" now. My shirt is Brat-green, my car is Brat...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

@GameBoy_Color09/18/2009 01:03Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@AskJeeves_Fan06/18/2013 12:34Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@SouthPark_Stan07/15/2003 06:04Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Firewire_Fan05/25/1999 08:44Transferring laughs at high speeds.

@Space_Jam_Lola11/17/2007 20:19Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Powerpuff_Bubbs05/29/2005 06:13Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Distracted_Boy04/03/2009 07:03Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@LiveJournal_Deep07/25/2009 05:08Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.