2018 Classic: The Lab Result

“You’re 10% blood, 90% ‘Data Usage’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

@Flash_Animator12/09/2001 00:58I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher03/28/2003 23:59I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Pizza_Pizza_9912/22/1996 00:59Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Emule_Donkey10/15/2004 05:26Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@DragonBall_Z_G10/10/2000 09:03His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh09/01/2000 09:49Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Slow_Clap_Guy12/31/1995 20:22...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!