I told her I’m not that old. She said, “OK Boomer,” to me. I’m 38. I’ve never felt more betrayed.
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Person
Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »
2025 Classic: The 3D Printed Dinner
I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
2025 Archive: The VR Vacation
We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Choice
"Should we get the iBrain upgrade?" "Will it make you remember t...read more »
57 Marriage Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the most...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
The Grocery List
A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »
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The GPS Correction
Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »
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What’s the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind b...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Choose life. Choose a joke.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.