Why was the VP always hiding? Because he was the only person who knew that if anything happened to Bush, he’d actually have to do the press conferences himself.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & Aftermath” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Why did UBI become a hit? Because robots started making coffee an...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Oppenheimer" Void
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Why were the mechanical dogs ineffective? Because people started ...read more »
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In 2024, the political world felt like it was written by a screen...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Letting this joke through the port.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
My followers need to see this!