Why was the traveler crying at security? Because he had to choose between drinking his entire bottle of expensive French wine in 30 seconds or giving it to a TSA agent as a gift.
Part of the 48 Travel Jokes: The 2006 “Chirping & Shoe Removal” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!