Why was the traveler staring at the screen for 6 hours? Because he wanted to see the “truth,” but he just ended up seeing a lot of nice shots of a kitchen.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2022 “Everything Everywhere & Revenge Travel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.