2016 Vintage: The Arrival
A guy tries to communicate with the bartender using circular ink blots on a napkin. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Arrival
2015 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
Why did Crisis Hotline win? Because some jobs are more important than acting, and the Academy occasionally remembers that. Part of the 37 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
2015 Archive: The Honeydew
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park? Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2015 Archive: The Honeydew
2015 Classic: The UberPOOL
Why did the tourist end up in a car with a cat and a clown? Because he wanted to save $3 and now had to… Read More »2015 Classic: The UberPOOL
2015 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “Ain’t It Fun”? Because Paramore proved that leaving your comfort zone is the best way to get a trophy. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Rock Song
2015 Classic: The “Straight Outta” Meme
Why was the breakroom door labeled “STRAIGHT OUTTA COFFEE”? Because the intern discovered the meme generator and went too far. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Straight Outta” Meme
2014 Classic: The “Pompeii” Burn
Why Kit Harington? For proving that “You know nothing, Jon Snow” is a very accurate description of his choice in film scripts. Part of the… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Pompeii” Burn
2013 Archive: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts gluten-free?” The bartender sighs. “It’s starting…” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The Lone Ranger’s Bird
Why was Johnny Depp nominated? Because wearing a taxidermied crow as a hat doesn’t count as a performance—it counts as a fashion emergency. Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The Lone Ranger’s Bird
2012 Legacy: The Last Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken’s “End of the World” party was an illegal gathering. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Last Word