2012 Legacy: The Last Word

Why did the lawyer cross the road? Because the chicken’s “End of the World” party was an illegal gathering.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »

Reading the fine print of an eternal agreement.The Devil told a l...read more »

Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

@CRT_Brightness06/26/1997 15:55I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!

@Myspace_First_Friend05/05/1995 19:07I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Eminem_Fan_0006/18/2010 23:56Will the real funny joke please stand up?

@Space_Jam_Lola09/18/2010 09:38Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@This_Is_Fine_Dog06/04/2013 13:53Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Leeroy_Jenkins07/16/1998 12:14At least I have chicken... and this joke!

@Homestar_Runner04/22/2006 05:21That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Salad_Fingers_F11/02/2005 11:02I like it when the jokes are... rusty.