2016 Vintage: The Arrival

A guy tries to communicate with the bartender using circular ink blots on a napkin.

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A guy brings a ring light and a microphone to the bar. "What's u...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »

In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »

A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »

In 1997, the bar scene was a clash of cultures. While the craft b...read more »

The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/04/2012 05:15Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.

@Men_In_Black_K10/22/1996 00:41We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Napster_User_9902/06/2013 16:43Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Memento_Guy06/19/1996 23:00Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/20/2001 05:41Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Hansel_So_Hot07/24/2010 14:50That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Construction_Dig03/10/2004 17:09Still digging for more humor!

@Excite_User_9702/22/1997 04:39This site is very exciting!

@Digg_Submitter_0503/14/2000 04:36Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!