2015 Archive: The Honeydew

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Honeydew. / Honeydew who? / Honeydew you want to go to the park?

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

In 2003, we were all told to "just keep swimming." It was the yea...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police le...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

Welcome to the future! In 2000, we traded our pagers for mobile p...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dish. / Dish who? / Dish is a gre...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/12/1997 22:06Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Beverly_Hills_9021009/23/2007 16:25The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan10/11/2005 05:33Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Blink_Tag_User02/02/1997 14:03<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@LonelyGirl15_F07/21/2005 19:37Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

@Forever_Alone_X07/02/1996 17:36At least I have my jokes to keep me company.