2006 Archive: The Google Maps “Street View” Rumor
Why were people scared? They heard a “camera car” was coming to take a picture of their messy desk. Part of the 65 Office Groaners:… Read More »2006 Archive: The Google Maps “Street View” Rumor
2005 Classic: The “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” Emo Peak
Why was the 4th so “punk”? Because Fall Out Boy made wearing tight jeans and side-swept hair a patriotic duty. Part of the 37 Fourth… Read More »2005 Classic: The “Sugar, We’re Goin Down” Emo Peak
2004 Classic: The Ubuntu Launch
Why was the Linux guy crying? He finally found a version of Linux that didn’t require a master’s degree to install. Part of the 74… Read More »2004 Classic: The Ubuntu Launch
2004 Vintage: The Evanescence
“Bring me to life!” The bartender hands him a double espresso. Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Evanescence
2004 Legacy: The Tourist
“Is this the original socket from the 1900s?” Part of the 72 Light Bulb Jokes: 2004 – The Social Network Spark archive. Historically Verified
2003 Legacy: The Edie Falco & James Gandolfini Sweep
Why did they win together again? Because Tony and Carmela are the only people who can make a divorce feel like a three-course meal of… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Edie Falco & James Gandolfini Sweep
2003 Vintage: The “Paycheck” Joke
Why was it nominated? Because Ben Affleck literally got a paycheck for a movie about a guy who forgets he made a movie—the ultimate meta-commentary.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The “Paycheck” Joke
2003 Legacy: The Duck
I’m “quacking” up. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
Why was it created? To ensure that the government has a new, giant department to coordinate all the other departments that still aren’t talking to… Read More »2002 Classic: The Department of Homeland Security (DHS)
2001 Archive: Dick Cheney’s “Undisclosed Location”
Why was the VP always hiding? Because he was the only person who knew that if anything happened to Bush, he’d actually have to do… Read More »2001 Archive: Dick Cheney’s “Undisclosed Location”