2001 Classic: The Black Hawk Down
Why is shopping with a wife like Black Hawk Down? You go in for one thing, and ten minutes later you’re surrounded, wounded, and no one is… Read More »2001 Classic: The Black Hawk Down
2001 Legacy: The Printer
I’m an artist. I’m just “ink-redible.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Vintage: The AIM Profile Lyric
Spending an hour choosing the perfect emo or alternative rock song lyric for your AOL Instant Messenger profile to show everyone how deep you were.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The AIM Profile Lyric
1999 Vintage: The George W. Bush Announcement
Why did “Dubya” start running in ’99? Because the Republicans realized they needed a candidate who could pronounce “Strategy” even if he struggled with “Subliminal.”… Read More »1999 Vintage: The George W. Bush Announcement
1999 Legacy: Y2K Panic
Why did Dad give everyone a flashlight and a manual can opener? He wasn’t being cheap; he was just making sure the family could survive… Read More »1999 Legacy: Y2K Panic
1999 Legacy: The Liquid Assets
A guy tries to pay with stock options from an internet company. The bartender says, “I only take things that actually exist, like paper money.”… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Liquid Assets
1998 Archive: The Airbag
She thinks the “Passenger Side Airbag” was installed specifically to keep her quiet during car rides. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star… Read More »1998 Archive: The Airbag
1998 Classic: The Godzilla Movie
Why were people scared of NYC? Because the 1998 movie made them think a giant lizard was going to step on their hotel before check-out.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Godzilla Movie
1997 Archive: The Spice Girls Groupie
Five. One to screw it in, and four to shout “Zig-a-zig-ah!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Karaoke King
One, but they’ll sing “Don’t Speak” to the dead bulb. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified