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1998 Classic: The Godzilla Movie

 Why were people scared of NYC? Because the 1998 movie made them think a giant lizard was going to step on their hotel before check-out.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George12/14/2002 15:06What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@PowerRanger_Red03/13/2007 18:28It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Hellboy_Red05/14/2008 06:01I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Limp_Bizkit_Fan07/09/1998 23:20Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Friday_Rebecca02/25/1998 08:27Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Marquee_Text_Fan11/27/2000 05:10<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Arthas_Fan_0206/15/2000 01:48Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

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