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2013 Classic: The Lone Ranger’s Bird

 Why was Johnny Depp nominated? Because wearing a taxidermied crow as a hat doesn’t count as a performance—it counts as a fashion emergency.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
 Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
 Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020 “Music, Rudy & 365 Days of Cringe” Edition
In 2020, the 41st Razzie Awards had to deal with a year where the...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9702/28/1997 17:48Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@SpiderMan_Peter09/09/2007 09:52My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Eminem_Fan_0001/24/2013 12:58Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@Fifth_Element_Lelu03/27/2003 23:42Multipass! For the comedy club!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie01/30/2007 20:11Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@First_World_P10/08/2008 22:38My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Prodigy_User_X01/21/2014 02:36Way better than the Prodigy boards!
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/29/1999 16:17Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Hacktivist_Fan06/02/2015 18:03Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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