Why was Johnny Depp nominated? Because wearing a taxidermied crow as a hat doesn’t count as a performance—it counts as a fashion emergency.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Ana de Armas for Ballerina? For proving that even the John W...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2022 “Blonde, Morbius & Pinocchio’s Problems” Edition
In 2022, the 43rd Razzie Awards faced a cinematic year so bizarre...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Steamboat Willie" Horror
Why was it a target? For proving that just because a mouse is in...read more »
2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2020 “Music, Rudy & 365 Days of Cringe” Edition
In 2020, the 41st Razzie Awards had to deal with a year where the...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2002 “Swept Away, Pinocchio & Jedi Blues” Edition
In 2002, the 23rd Razzie Awards witnessed a rare cinematic alignm...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.