“Are these peanuts gluten-free?” The bartender sighs. “It’s starting…”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Man
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The Past Tense
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The Termite Arrival
Construction humor for the local watering hole.A termite walks in...read more »
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52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
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The Dyslexic Entry
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The Salt Shaker
Warning: this one might get a little salty.A guy walks into a bar...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Plug and Play laughter!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.