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2019 Legacy: The Rocketman

 I told her I’m a rocket man. She said, “Burn out your fuse out there alone then, Greg.”

Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
 He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
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65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
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65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Pet-Bot
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The In-Law Visit
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict04/24/2010 01:06LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli04/09/2011 02:10That still only counts as one laugh!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan12/22/2010 02:06This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Gogo_Yubari_Ball05/14/1996 05:12Deadly funny! Watch out!
@Doge_Much_Funny12/06/2015 11:38Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Rocket_Jumper08/02/2000 11:58This humor took me to new heights!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat07/08/1999 07:54Heh heh heh. Good one.

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