I told her I’m a rocket man. She said, “Burn out your fuse out there alone then, Greg.”
Part of the 64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
That still only counts as one laugh!
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
This humor took me to new heights!
Heh heh heh. Good one.