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2022 Classic: Don’t Worry Darling (Spitgate)

Why were the guests at the party staring at Harry Styles’ mouth? To see if he actually spat on Chris Pine, or if the internet just needed a 48-hour distraction from reality.

Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
In 2014, Halloween was a mix of cosmic 70s hits, high-concept sci...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Deepfake" Prank
Why did the homeowner look like your high school teacher? Because...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because t...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
2022 Vintage: Morbius
Why did the vampire say "It's Morbin' Time"? He didn't actually s...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
Why was the ape shouting "WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY!"? Because he was ...read more »

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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2022 Archive: The "Pink Sauce" Drama
What was the scariest treat on TikTok? A mysterious, neon-pink co...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue05/25/2004 22:24Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Skate_Or_Die_9907/04/1999 22:56Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Friends_Lover06/26/2007 16:11Could this joke BE any funnier?
@XFiles_Spooky_M01/16/2000 04:13Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Hercules_Xena04/05/2003 22:47By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/05/2005 23:04Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Flashdance_What09/22/2005 19:23What a feeling! (Being funny).
@CompuServe_Classic01/22/2008 03:18Premium humor for premium members.
@Map_Maker_X03/08/1997 01:01The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Rage_Comic_Fan09/26/2014 09:57FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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