Why were the guests at the party staring at Harry Styles’ mouth? To see if he actually spat on Chris Pine, or if the internet just needed a 48-hour distraction from reality.
Part of the 35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Halloween Jokes: The 2014 “Guardians & Ice Buckets” Edition
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2024 Archive: The "Portal" (Dublin to NYC)
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36 Halloween Jokes: The 2001 “Shrek & iPod” Edition
In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2017 “Pennywise & Fidget Spinners” Edition
In 2017, Halloween was a mix of classic horror revivals and new-a...read more »
2022 Vintage: Morbius
Why did the vampire say "It's Morbin' Time"? He didn't actually s...read more »
2023 Classic: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Why was the king of the turtles singing a ballad about a princess...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Retro" iPhone 13
Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Halloween was a mix of nostalgia and internet-breaking d...read more »
2025 Vintage: Humanoid Robots
Why did the neighbor give the robot a Snickers? Because Tesla’s O...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Brain-Rot" Ghost
Why was the spirit shouting "Skibidi Ohio" at the moon? Because s...read more »
2022 Archive: The "Pink Sauce" Drama
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
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The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
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