Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
2023 Legacy: The Wes Anderson Trend
“I’m living my life in a symmetrical, pastel world!” “You’re just standing in the middle of the kitchen staring at a toaster. Move.” Part of the 55… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Wes Anderson Trend
2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy 3
Why was the traveler hugging his dog so hard? Because Rocket Raccoon’s backstory was too much to handle before a 6 AM flight. Part of… Read More »2023 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy 3
2023 Archive: The Mouse
I’m “clicking” with the new interface. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Classic: The Laptop “Wi-Fi 7” Hype
Why was the tech guy pointing at the ceiling? “The spectrum is wider! The latency is gone! I can see the future of the internet!”… Read More »2023 Classic: The Laptop “Wi-Fi 7” Hype
2022 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
“One Venti-Watt, oat milk, extra hot, no foam.” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse and Corn archive.… Read More »2022 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
2022 Vintage: The Screen
I’m “displaying” my daily grid. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Legacy: The Candyman
“Say his name five times!” “I said ‘Dinner’ five times and you still didn’t come to the table. Some monsters are just lazy.” Part of the 55… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Candyman
2021 Archive: The Squid Game Office
Why did the manager start wearing a pink jumpsuit and a mask with a triangle on it? Because the “Annual Performance Review” has officially been… Read More »2021 Archive: The Squid Game Office
2020 Vintage: Cobra Kai
Why was Dad doing karate in the garage? Because The Karate Kid sequel moved to Netflix and he realized that “Strike First” is a great philosophy for… Read More »2020 Vintage: Cobra Kai