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2005 Vintage: The G8 Summit in Gleneagles

Why were they meeting in Scotland? To prove that the world’s most powerful people can solve global warming while surrounded by enough golf courses to cover a small country.

Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Raincoats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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