1998 Classic: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I think I’m a floppy disk.” “Don’t worry, you’ll be obsolete in two years anyway.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Classic: The Psychiatrist
1998 Classic: The Bread
I’m a baker. I’m just rising to the occasion. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Classic: The Verve – “Bittersweet Symphony”
Why was the guy in the suit walking into everyone? Because he was trying to recreate the music video and was too “cool” to move… Read More »1997 Classic: The Verve – “Bittersweet Symphony”
1997 Archive: The Flatbed Scanner
Why did the worker put his sandwich in the scanner? He wanted to “attach” his lunch to an email. Part of the 64 Office Groaners:… Read More »1997 Archive: The Flatbed Scanner
1997 Archive: The Action Figure
“Light bulb sold separately. Batteries not included.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Legacy: The Double Meaning
I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law in eighteen months. I don’t like to interrupt her. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe”… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Double Meaning
1995 Legacy: The Mullet’s Last Stand
Why the hair jokes? Because in 1995, you could still tell how important an actor was by how much hair they had in the back… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Mullet’s Last Stand
1995 Classic: The Disco Dancer
They don’t change it; they just wait for the strobe light to kick in. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition… Read More »1995 Classic: The Disco Dancer
1995 Classic: The Scarlet Letter Snub
Why was Demi Moore nominated? Because trying to turn a literary classic into a steamy romance with a shower scene made Nathaniel Hawthorne spin in… Read More »1995 Classic: The Scarlet Letter Snub