1997 Archive: The Action Figure

“Light bulb sold separately. Batteries not included.”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 2006, the world was shifting gears. Twitter (now X) launched w...read more »

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He...read more »

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...read more »

In 2021, we emerged from the great indoors into a world of "new n...read more »

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But ...read more »

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. Th...read more »

How many French people does it take to change a light bulb? One. ...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

In 2004, the world changed forever when a small site called "TheF...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

@AOL_Surfer05/07/2004 18:28You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Simpson_Quotes08/22/2003 22:58D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@Inkjet_Printers12/26/2000 08:12Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Bam_Margera_Fan12/06/1998 11:15Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Flashdance_What11/11/1999 20:20What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Warcraft_Orc05/04/2005 08:34Work, work... and laugh, laugh!