I’m a baker. I’m just rising to the occasion.
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Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
The power of three... laughs!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
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I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Heh heh heh. Good one.