1997 Archive: The Flatbed Scanner

Why did the worker put his sandwich in the scanner? He wanted to “attach” his lunch to an email.

Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Netscape_Ninja02/05/2010 10:33Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Skate_Or_Die_9905/03/2011 03:51Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@CSS_Master_9906/01/1996 09:07Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Rocket_Power_9906/16/1997 12:29We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky11/17/2002 05:29One billion... laughs!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/14/1995 20:34You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Charlie_Bit_Me02/20/2008 07:14Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker10/30/2014 05:54This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.