2019 Vintage: The Cookies

Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her.

Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019 Archive archive. Historically Verified

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@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/02/2012 18:07It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Hey_Arnold_Fan01/29/2013 09:31Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@CompuServe_Classic05/16/2007 11:26Premium humor for premium members.

@Flash_Game_Dev02/26/2002 05:34I should make a game about this joke.

@Charlie_Unicorn06/04/1996 17:13We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

@Not_Bad_Obama04/13/2001 08:01Not bad. Not bad at all.

@Anonymous_User02/04/2004 08:29We are many. We are laughing.