1998 Classic: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I think I’m a floppy disk.” “Don’t worry, you’ll be obsolete in two years anyway.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Terminator_T80003/27/2014 03:26I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Cast_Away_Wilson01/03/2004 08:50WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Linkin_Park_Fan10/04/2002 07:56In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Step_Brothers_B12/26/1996 04:37Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Get_Flash_Player04/05/2009 05:18Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!

@Llamas_With_Hats07/12/2002 06:20Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!