2007 Classic: Album of the Year
Why Taking the Long Way? Because the “Long Way” apparently leads straight to the podium. Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes: The 2007 “Not Ready… Read More »2007 Classic: Album of the Year
2006 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: “Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy.” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2006 Classic: The Postcard
2006 Vintage: The Neon Sign
The ‘Open’ sign is the only thing brighter than the guy’s future. Part of the 75 Bar Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Casino Royale” Edition… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Neon Sign
2006 Archive: The “Surge” Rumors
Why were the troops nervous? Because “The Surge” is just a military way of saying “Nobody is going home for Christmas.” Part of the 36… Read More »2006 Archive: The “Surge” Rumors
2005 Vintage: The G8 Summit in Gleneagles
Why were they meeting in Scotland? To prove that the world’s most powerful people can solve global warming while surrounded by enough golf courses to… Read More »2005 Vintage: The G8 Summit in Gleneagles
2004 Legacy: The Broadband Speed Boost
Why was the employee cheering? His home internet hit 1 Mbps and he felt like he was moving at light speed. Part of the 74… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Broadband Speed Boost
2004 Vintage: The Lost Island
Why did the lawyer sue the island in Lost? For “failure to provide a safe and regulated tropical environment.” Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Lost Island
2004 Archive: The Diet 2
“The ‘Atkins’ diet is out. In 2004, we only eat things that are ‘Low-Carb’ but ‘High-Stress’.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook… Read More »2004 Archive: The Diet 2
2004 Legacy: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
The faded neon-haired plastic doll still sitting on top of your pen, looking ancient after surviving eight consecutive years of spelling bees. Part of the… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Pencil Topper Troll Survival
2003 Legacy: The ICQ to AIM Migration
Why was the “Uh-Oh” sound gone? Because 2003 was the year we all moved to the “Buddy List.” Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The ICQ to AIM Migration