2012 Archive: The “Hugo” Tech Sweep
Why did Martin Scorsese win five technical Oscars? To prove that even a legend can get obsessed with 3D technology if there are enough clocks… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Hugo” Tech Sweep
2012 Legacy: Gotye
Why was he “Somebody That I Used to Know”? Because in 2012, he painted himself into a wall and then disappeared from the charts forever.… Read More »2012 Legacy: Gotye
2012 Archive: The Passion Pit “Gossamer”
Why the upbeat depression? For the band making the most danceable songs about having a complete emotional breakdown. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2012 Archive: The Passion Pit “Gossamer”
2011 Classic: The Sitcom
She says Modern Family is “too optimistic.” “In a real modern family, the son-in-law would be in the garage,” she noted. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: The Sitcom
2011 Classic: The Glass
I’m “transparent” about my feelings. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Supercommittee Failure
Why was it called a “Supercommittee”? Because in Washington, adding “Super” to the front of a failure makes it sound like a comic book plot.… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Supercommittee Failure
2010 Vintage: The Mimosa
“Because 2010 Sundays are for brunching.” Part of the 70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: The Walking Dead Debut
“The zombies are everywhere!” “Those aren’t zombies, Dave. Those are just people staring at their new iPhone 4 while walking into traffic. It’s the new normal.” Part… Read More »2010 Classic: The Walking Dead Debut
2009 Archive: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the economy. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Guitar Hero World Tour Hype
The boy who failed his geography test because he spent the entire night clicking plastic instrument controllers to master a rock song on expert difficulty.… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Guitar Hero World Tour Hype