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2009 Archive: The Grape

 I’m “whining” about the economy.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Resident_Evil_Z02/03/2003 12:33Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Judge_Dredd_Law12/22/2007 18:31I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Daria_Morg06/12/2008 11:37My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
@Rick_Roller_0711/01/2009 07:21Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Blogger_Default12/09/2007 03:07Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

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