2000 Legacy: The MP3 Player

It holds ten songs. He spends more time picking the songs than actually listening to them.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

In 2013, marriage was about navigating the "Selfie" craze, trying...read more »

We "went" to Japan. I told her I’m jet-lagged. She said, "You’re...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »

I told her the steak tastes like plastic. She said, "That’s beca...read more »

In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »

In 2020, marriage was an extreme endurance sport played entirely ...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

I tried to leave the house after a fight, but the smart car lock...read more »

My wife installed a 3D hologram of her mother in the guest room....read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

@Doom_Marines01/11/2004 18:33Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!

@Hercules_Xena07/28/2010 21:36By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Pizza_Pizza_9908/15/2006 18:48Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Star_Wars_Kid03/17/2011 21:25I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!

@Friday_Rebecca08/26/2003 18:17Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

@Facepalm_Master02/15/1999 17:07I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost09/03/1998 22:32Laughing at the security of my own ribs!