2017 Legacy: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Hat
2016 Archive: The “Strategic” Silence on North Korea
Why so quiet? Because we were too busy watching the “ISIS Finale” to worry about the “Nuclear Prequel.” Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Strategic” Silence on North Korea
2015 Classic: The Tinder Logic
My friend is “Swiping.” I told my wife if I were on there, I’d swipe right on her. She said, “I’d swipe left just to… Read More »2015 Classic: The Tinder Logic
2015 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
Using a thick red felt-tip marker to draw perfect boxes around every afternoon broadcast of Matlock before the morning coffee has even cooled down. Part… Read More »2015 Archive: The Print TV Guide Ritual
2014 Legacy: Big Hero 6
Why was the cousin acting like a giant marshmallow? Because Baymax taught us that a “low battery” and a “fist bump” (balalala) are the keys… Read More »2014 Legacy: Big Hero 6
2014 Vintage: The Memory
“Doctor, I forgot my Uber password.” “That’s not a medical problem, that’s just a long walk home.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Memory
2014 Legacy: The Bluetooth Ringtone Apocalypse
A deeply quiet, solemn moment during the closing prayer being shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a highly compressed, crackling 30-second snippet of a… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Bluetooth Ringtone Apocalypse
2013 Legacy: The Instagram Video
They added video! Now I can watch my wife ignore me in 15-second loops. Part of the 67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen”… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Instagram Video
2013 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
2013 Legacy: The Black Keys’ Domination
Why did they win 3 Rock awards? Because Dan Auerbach and Patrick Carney proved that “Garage Rock” is best served with a side of Grammy… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Black Keys’ Domination