Why was the cousin acting like a giant marshmallow? Because Baymax taught us that a “low battery” and a “fist bump” (balalala) are the keys to a perfect holiday.
Part of the 38 Christmas Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Star-Lords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
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2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
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2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
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36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
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2003 Joke: My Family Is So
My family is so excited for Christmas this year.
We finally go...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Santas
Why are the kids so skeptical? Because after seeing ten differen...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
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I’ll mention this in my next episode!