The pastor piously leading a moment of deep silent reflection while his wireless microphone picks up a clear, loud conversation from a local truck driver trying to park a delivery vehicle outside the chapel windows.
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Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I’ve been in this tank too long. Great joke!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Tapping my way to a good mood.