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2020 Legacy: The Self-Centering Altar Camera

The technical team setting up a new automated webcam in the sanctuary, only for the tracking sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto a moving shadow on the wall instead of the pulpit.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
2025 Archive: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carpeted Altar Trackway
The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
In 2000, church life entered the new millennium with a massive si...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition
In 1996, church life was undergoing a slow, digital awakening whi...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Smart Speaker Altar Intercept
A solemn moment during the weekly reading of Mass intentions comi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »

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2025 Archive: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Macarena_Dancer06/29/2001 08:31Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Dorm_Room_Hero12/30/1998 03:01My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Ninja_Turtle_R09/13/2011 21:28Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Hansel_So_Hot02/07/2014 00:58That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Metacrawler_X01/14/2005 22:32Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/01/2015 10:37This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

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