“Doctor, I forgot my Uber password.” “That’s not a medical problem, that’s just a long walk home.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook Launch & Robotic Renaissance” Era
In 2004, medical humor reflected a world becoming increasingly "c...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Memory Pill
A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).