2020 Legacy: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
The technical team setting up a new automated webcam in the sanctuary, only for the tracking sensor to glitch and spend ten minutes locked onto… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
2020 Vintage: Cobra Kai
Why was Dad doing karate in the garage? Because The Karate Kid sequel moved to Netflix and he realized that “Strike First” is a great philosophy for… Read More »2020 Vintage: Cobra Kai
2019 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
Why did Roma win? Because it’s the only movie that makes washing a driveway look like a religious experience. Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes:… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Best Cinematography
2019 Vintage: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the plot of Endgame later! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Alex
2019 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Black Panther win? Because Ruth E. Carter created a world of fashion that made every other superhero movie look like they shopped at… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
2019 Vintage: The Corn
This pun is “shucking” inevitable. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Cookies
2018 Legacy: The Instagram TV
She started an IGTV channel. It’s a 24-hour live feed of her looking at my unwashed car and sighing. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Instagram TV
2017 Classic: The Google Maps “Find Your Parked Car”
Why was the salesman walking in circles? Because his “Smart Map” told him his car was inside the office elevator. Part of the 78 Office… Read More »2017 Classic: The Google Maps “Find Your Parked Car”
2017 Legacy: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Hat