Why did Roma win? Because it’s the only movie that makes washing a driveway look like a religious experience.
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Legacy: The "Barbie" Snub Jokes
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43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Best Sound Editing
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2024 Vintage: Robert Downey Jr.’s Redemption
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2025 Vintage: The Hugh Grant "Snark" Return
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Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2001 “Gladiator, Julia’s Laugh & Björk’s Swan Dive” Edition
In 2001, the 73rd Academy Awards took us from the Roman Colosseum...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Original Screenplay
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying these jokes one by one.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
Posting this to my own wall right now!