Why was Dad doing karate in the garage? Because The Karate Kid sequel moved to Netflix and he realized that “Strike First” is a great philosophy for getting the last piece of pie.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!